Voltar Announcer



Voiced by: Olivier Thijssen

This announcer can be unlocked by donating $50 to Ronimo's Kickstarter via PayPal.

Attacks against an allied turret:
v-van-turretattack01.ogg "Achtung! Your enemy is poking at your turrets!"

v-van-turretattack02.ogg "Hallo, your enemy ist poking at your turrets. Are you even trying?"

v-van-turretattack03.ogg "Your enemy ist poking at your turrets."

v-van-turretattack04.ogg "Ugh! Are you even trying?!"

v-van-turretattack05.ogg "Schnell, schnell! Your turrets need assistance!"

v-van-turretattack06.ogg "Your turrets need assistance!"

v-van-turretattack07.ogg "Was? nein! Are you even paying attention?"

v-van-turretattack08.ogg "Was? nein! Are you even paying attention?"

v-van-turretattack09.ogg "Nein! Go defend your turrets!"

v-van-turretattack10.ogg "Nein! Go defend your turrets!"

Allied turret low on health:
v-van-turretlow1.ogg "Schnell, schell! Your turret is almost lost!"

v-van-turretlow2.ogg "Your turret is beyond help!"

v-van-turretlow3.ogg "Your turret is beyond help!"

Allied turret lost:
v-van-turretlost1.ogg "Ach Nein! Your turret... it's gone!"

v-van-turretlost2.ogg "Nein! Your turret... it's kaput!"

v-van-turretlost3.ogg "Nein! Your turret... it's no longer there!"

Enemy turret destroyed:
v-van-enemyturretdestroyed1.ogg "Ah, perfekt wenn ein plan funktioniert!"

v-van-enemyturretdestroyed2.ogg "Ah, perfekt wenn ein plan funktioniert!"

v-van-enemyturretdestroyed3.ogg "Ah, perfekt wenn ein plan funktioniert!"

Allies around enemy Solar Drill area:
v-van-teaminbase1.ogg "Superior strategie. Your team ist in the enemy base!"

v-van-teaminbase2.ogg "Superior strategie. Your team ist in the enemy base!"

Enemies around Solar Drill area:
v-van-enemyinbase1.ogg "Nein, this is terrible! Was are they doing in your base?"

v-van-enemyinbase2.ogg "Nein, this is terrible! What are they doing in your base?"

Solar Drill being attacked:
v-van-drillattack1.ogg "Was are you doing? Do something useful!"

v-van-drillattack2.ogg "Was are you doing? Do something useful!"

v-van-drillattack3.ogg "Ah! See what happens when I leave for five minutes?!"

Solar Drill at 1/3 health and below:
v-van-drilllow1.ogg "Your base ist beyond repair."

v-van-drilllow2.ogg "Your base ist beyond repair."

v-van-drilllow3.ogg "Your base ist heavily damaged."

Player connects:
v-van-connect1.ogg "Ah, willkommen! Join the party, there's room for everyone!"

v-van-connect2.ogg "Willkommen! Join the party!"

Player disconnects:
v-van-disconnect1.ogg "Ah! Ragequit! How embarassing..."

v-van-disconnect2.ogg "Ha! A ragequitter! How sad..."

Player kill:
v-van-youkill1.ogg "Super! You have killed an enemy!"

v-van-youkill2.ogg "You have killed an enemy. Einfach super!"

v-van-youkill3.ogg "Einfach super!"

v-van-youkill4.ogg "Gut! You finally decided to follow my plan."

v-van-youkill5.ogg "Sehr gut, you finally decided to follow my plan!"

Player death:
v-van-youdie1.ogg "Was? Nein!"

v-van-youdie2.ogg "Was? Nein!"

First 'naut killed by another 'naut:
v-van-firstblood1.ogg "Firstblood! I bet your momma is really proud right now..."

v-van-firstblood2.ogg "Firstblood! Someone's finally paying attention..."

Teammate killed:
v-van-allykilled1.ogg "An ally has been killed. Why am I not surprised?"

v-van-allykilled2.ogg "An ally has been killed... Ugh, why am I not surprised?"

v-van-allykilled3.ogg "It's clear: you are in a team full of idiots."

v-van-allykilled4.ogg "You are in a team of idiots."

Enemy death:
v-van-enemykilled1.ogg "An enemy has been killed."

v-van-enemykilled2.ogg "An enemy has been killed. Hardly a challenge..."

v-van-enemykilled3.ogg "Enemy killed. Wunderbar."

v-van-enemykilled4.ogg "Enemy killed. Wunderbar."

v-van-enemykilled5.ogg "A clear showcase of superior strategie!"

v-van-enemykilled6.ogg "A showcase of superior strategie!"

All 'nauts in the same team are dead at the same time:
v-van-wipeout1.ogg "Wipeout! No chance at all!"

v-van-wipeout2.ogg "Wipeout! They had no chance at all!"

'naut killstreak #1:
v-van-spree1.ogg "Ja, ja. Sehr gut!"

v-van-spree2.ogg "Ja, ja. Sehr gut!"

v-van-spree3.ogg "Ja, ja. Sehr gut! I'm impressed, ja!"

'naut killstreak #2:
v-van-machine1.ogg "I'm back. Uhh, did I miss anything impressive?"

'naut killstreak #3:
v-van-legendary1.ogg "Ah, sehr interessant, you are even exceeding my expectations!"

v-van-legendary2.ogg "Hmmph. Sehr interessant, you are even exceeding my expectations... but they were very low."

Blue team killing spree:
v-van-bluedom1.ogg "Team blue, my favorite team, ist dominating!"

v-van-bluedom2.ogg "Team blue, my new favorite team, ist dominating!"

Red team killing spree:
v-van-reddom1.ogg "Team red, my favorite team, ist dominating. Yay!"

v-van-reddom2.ogg "Team red, my new favorite team, ist dominating."

Team killing spree #2:
v-van-awesome1.ogg "Fantastisch! I'm so excited!"

v-van-awesome2.ogg "Fantastisch! Time for some beautiful music!"

Player kills 2 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:
v-van-doublekill1.ogg "Eins... zwei. Zwei kills. HA!"

v-van-doublekill2.ogg "Eins... zwei. Zwei kills. HA! Doublekill!"

'Naut killed by turret, creeps or droids:
v-van-humiliation1.ogg *Laughs* "Killed by a little droid..."

v-van-humiliation2.ogg "Whoa! Killed by a little droid! That's so embarassing!"

Match lost:
v-van-defeat1.ogg "Ah... If you had listend to the plan by a superior intellect, you'd have won."

v-van-defeat2.ogg "Was? Don't blame me for it!"

v-van-defeat3.ogg "Schade, schade! Alles ist vorbei!"

v-van-defeat4.ogg "Schade, schade! Alles ist vorbei!"

Match won:
v-van-victory1.ogg "Victory! Ja, I'm so happy! Yes!"

v-van-victory2.ogg "Victory! Ja, sehr gut, but you couldn't have done it without my guidance!"

v-van-victory3.ogg "Victory! Your team: ein punkt, enemy team: Null."

v-van-victory4.ogg "Your team: ein punkt, enemy team: zero. Victory!"

Insufficent Solar:
v-van-nosolar1.ogg "Can't you do simple calculations?"

v-van-nosolar2.ogg "Can't you do simple calculations?"

v-van-nosolar3.ogg "No! Buy the other one!"

v-van-nosolar4.ogg "No! Buy the other one!"

v-van-nosolar5.ogg "Nein!"

v-van-nosolar6.ogg "Nein!"

v-van-nosolar7.ogg "Nein!"

Waiting for the countdown:
v-van-wait1.ogg *knocks* "Are you all ready in there?"

v-van-wait2.ogg "Are you ready?"

v-van-wait3.ogg "Are you ready for a new match of 'Awesomeschnauts'?"

v-van-wait4.ogg "Are you ready for another go? Yes?"

v-van-wait5.ogg "Are you ready for the drop pod launch?"

v-van-wait6.ogg "Ok, here we go again!"

v-van-wait7.ogg '''"Ok, here we go again!" *Laughs*'''

Countdown to Drop Pod launch and blast-off:
v-van-countdown1.ogg "Fünf."

v-van-countdown2.ogg "Vier."

v-van-countdown3.ogg "Drei."

v-van-countdown4.ogg "Zwo."

v-van-countdown5.ogg "Eins!"

Drop Pod Launched:
v-van-launch1.ogg "No need to be worried about drop pod safety, I just installed new safety belts. Nothing can go wrong and... What's that blinking red achtung sign?!"

v-van-launch2.ogg "No need to be worried about drop pod safety, I just installed new safety belts. Nothing can go wrong and... What's that blinking red warning sign?!"

v-van-launch3.ogg "Blast-off! Ja... Ja ja, get all the Solar!"

v-van-launch4.ogg "Blast-off! Very good, get all the Solar! Yes, move to your left... No! no! The other left!"

Droids about to spawn:
v-van-droidsoon1.ogg "I have prepared some droids. They could be there any second."

v-van-droidsoon2.ogg "I have prepared some droids. They should be there any second."

Droids first spawn in the match:
v-van-droidspawn1.ogg "The droids are on the way!"

v-van-droidspawn2.ogg "And... there they go. Let the battle commence!"

v-van-droidspawn3.ogg "And... there they go, let the battle commence. Oh, I can't wait to see what's happens!"

v-van-droidspawn4.ogg "Hmmph. I see you bought all the wrong items. Peculiar strategie..."

v-van-droidspawn5.ogg "I see you bought all the wrong items. Peculiar strategie."