Console/Yuri/Information

Back Story
Once part of the soviet space program, Yuri was a monkey, experimentally shot into space during the 1960's cold war spacerace. Mysteriously, monitoring soviet scientists suddenly lost track of monkey Yuri's spacecraft.

Puzzled by its sudden disappearence, Soviet space-command wondered what had become of their beloved test-pet Yuri. Little did they know that Yuri's spacecraft had entered a warpfield anomaly and was transported hundreds of years into the future!

Also, the warpfields radiation boosted Yuri's mind to superintelligent levels. The new, more intelligent, mad and slightly sadistic Yuri quickly grasped the situation and modified his broken rocket into an equally mad timetravelling supercomputer jetpack.

With the jetpack translating everything Yuri says and does, enemies are never quite sure who is in control, the mad scientist monkey, or the computer it created?

Taunts

 * Yuri: "Hoehoeha" Computer: "I will peel you like Banana, then split...it's good!"'
 * Yuri: "Hoehoehoe," Computer: "Make like Banana and split," Yuri: "Ah!" Computer: "in two!"'
 * Yuri: "Hoehoehah!" Computer: "I fling poo at you!"'
 * Yuri: "Hohoha!" Computer: "I expect you to die!" Refrance to the James Bond movie Goldfinger(1964), in the scene where Goldfinger tries to kill James Bond with a laser he says "No mister bond, I dont expect you to talk. I expect you to die!". and the laser is Yuri's primary weapon.

Killing Blow

 * Yuri: "Hihihaha!" Computer: "Mhuahaha!"'
 * Yuri: "Hoehoehoehoehaha!" Computer: "From Monkey with love!" This is another nod to the James Bond movies, this time referring to the movie From Russia with Love (1963).

Help

 * Yuri: "Hoehoeha" Computer: "I am in giant pain"'
 * Yuri: "Hoehoeha" Computer: "Need assistance"
 * Yuri: "Hoehoeha" Computer: "Help the monkey!"

Purchase

 * Yuri: "Hooe" Computer: "New toys for Yuri"'
 * Yuri: "Hooee!" Computer: "Shiny technology!"'

Teleporting

 * Yuri: "Hoehoehoe" Computer: "I will be back!"'
 * Yuri: "Hoehoehoe" Computer: "Yuri requires upgrades"'
 * Yuri: "Hoehoehoehoe" Computer: "I will return presently!"'

Chosen

 * Yuri: "Hoehoeha!" Computer: "Launch sequence initiated!"'
 * Yuri: "Hahoehoe!" Computer: "For the Motherland!"'
 * Yuri: "Hoehoehaa!" Computer: "Set laser to maxima crispy!"'

Drop Pod In

 * Yuri: "Hoehoeha" Computer: "Yuri was promised banana!"
 * Yuri: "Hoehoehoe" Computer: "Set laser to maxima crispy!"

Killing Spree

 * Yuri: "Hoeaahaa" Computer: "'I'm just getting started!'"

Skin Information
[Transcript from 1959 experimental Sputnik launch, Read with Russian accent] This is Launch control. Cabin atmosphere and pressure stable. Testmonkey is in seat. Ignition sequence starts. 4... 3... 2... 1... Boost. We have lift-off. All tanks pressurized. Tower cleared. Wait minute... Monkey is out of seat. Monkey get back in seat! Yuri!!! It cost $2.49.