Console/Derpl Zork/Information

Back Story

Riding his combat walker onto the battlefield, comes Derpl Zork. The nephew of Blabl Zork, president of Zork industries. Derpl Zork lacks his uncle's business-smarts. In fact he lacks any kind of smarts, managing to get his IQ rated under the level of plankton in the official galaxial IQ test.

Nevertheless Derpl is the heir apparent to Blabl's galaxy-spanning business empire. This is something that doesn't sit well with Blabl, not well at all. Dreading the day Derpl would inherent the company and run all the hardfought accomplishments into the ground, Blabl put Derpl in charge of fieldtesting the new Specialized Universal Secretary Interface (S.U.S.I. for short) in one of Zork Industries' combat walkers. Asking Derpl what form of devastation should be issued forth from his vehicle of destruction he simply drooled and said: "I wuv cats!"

Now Blabl is anxiously awaiting the day that Derpl would suffer a fatal blow on the fields of battle but as of yet Derpl's combat walker has proven to keep making up for its dimwitted driver.

Quotes

Derpl seems to be unable to speak. The following quotes are said by the Specialized Universal Secretary Interface (S.U.S.I.) which he rides into battle.

Taunts

• "License to kill approved by management."
• "Clear out your desk."
• "Mr. Zork is impressed with your determination."
• "Mr. Zork! That is highly inappropriate!"
• "Mr. Zork is invested in your termination!"
• "Mr. Zork expresses his displeasure with your performance!"
• "Clearing schedule for random acts of violence!"

Help

• "Mr. Zork requests your presence."
• "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
• "Mr. Zork requires medical attention!"

Purchase

• "Mr. Zork requires "Shiny Objects.""
• "Mr. Zork would like to place an order."

Teleporting

• "Mr. Zork isn't in right now, please leave a message!"
• "Mr. Zork has an urgent appointment!"
• "Mr. Zork has some pressing matters to attend to!"

Chosen

• "License to kill approved by management."
• "Today's agenda: aggressive negotiations!"
• "Blegh" "Good morning, Mr. Zork."
• "Clearing schedule for random acts of violence."
• "Specialized Universal Secretary Interface Online."

Killing Blow

• "You are the weakest link, goodbye."
• "You're a boss, Mr. Zork!"
• "You're fired!"

Killing Spree

• "This reminds me of last year's Christmas Party."
• "I'll get on the paperwork..."
• "The cleaners will take care of that."

Drop Pod In

• "Blegh" "Good morning, Mr. Zork."
• "'Specialized Universal Secretary Interface online."
• "Today's agenda: aggressive negotiations!"

On Death

• "System terminated."
• "Going offline."
• "Malfuction."

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Skin Information

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