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Voiced by: Allan Zipson

This announcer can be purchased at the Steam Store.

Official Steam Store Description[ | ]

Zork Industries Broadcasting Corporation presents: Awesomenauts, the Documentary. Let this retired explorer take you on a journey the likes of which you have never seen. The Wildlife Announcer will turn every Awesomenauts match into a documentary in which the circle of life continues ever onwards.

The Wildlife Announcer can be activated from the character select menu or the in-game menu. Activating this Announcer will replace the default announcements made during regular gameplay with a whole new set.

Quotes[ | ]

Base and Turrets[ | ]

Attacks against an allied turret:[ | ]

▶️"Foraging aggressors come across the nest and attack!"

▶️"The nest they constructed quickly draws attention!"

Allied turret low on health:[ | ]

▶️"After all that construction work, their nest is almost razed to the ground!"

▶️"Not long now before the nest is utterly destroyed!"

Allied turret lost:[ | ]

▶️"Their nest is razed with brutal efficiency."

▶️"Regrettably, the nest crashes down. A ruin."

Enemy turret destroyed:[ | ]

▶️"Without so much as an effort, they waltz over the rival outpost!"

▶️"Their opponent's turret falls down with a crack!"

Allies around enemy Solar Drill area:[ | ]

▶️"The Awesomenauts push through into the rival camp to wreak havoc!"

Enemies around Solar Drill area:[ | ]

▶️"The enemy pack is spotted in the colony!"

▶️"Predators are encroaching upon the nest!"

Solar Drill being attacked:[ | ]

▶️"Their home becomes the target of a vicious push!"

▶️"Everything they so carefully constructed is put to the test!"

Solar Drill at 1/3 health and below:[ | ]

▶️"A very dire situation."

▶️"Extinction is imminent."

Connection[ | ]

Player connects:[ | ]

▶️"A new predator arrives to take the food from their mouths!"

▶️"A new contender arrives to claim dominance over the herd!"

Player disconnects:[ | ]

▶️"Suddenly, intelligence leaves and instict kicks in!"

▶️"Whatever steered this creature, it's gone now."

Kills and Deaths[ | ]

Player kill:[ | ]

▶️"A display of ferocity!"

▶️"A vicious strike!"

Player death:[ | ]

▶️"But there's always a bigger predator nearby."

▶️"Sometimes you eat, sometimes you are eaten."

▶️"This poor Awesomenaut clearly couldn't keep up."

First 'naut killed by another 'naut:[ | ]

▶️"Here we witness an extraordinary mating ritual"

▶️"The duel for supremacy has claimed its first victim!"

▶️"Fighting season has begun with chilling results!"

Teammate killed:[ | ]

▶️"Nature spares neither friend nor family."

Enemy death:[ | ]

▶️"The approach, the contact and finally, the meal!"

▶️"An enemy has been killed."

All 'nauts in the same team are dead at the same time:[ | ]

▶️"Natural selection in its purest form!"

▶️"The extinction of all of rivals!"

▶️"Taking care of all their opponents, the way forward was free."

'naut killstreak #1:[ | ]

▶️"Bred to be the perfect killing machine!"

▶️"Quality breeding produced this violent specimen!"

▶️"Killing is part of this Awesomenaut's life!"

▶️"The alpha predator lords over his domain!"

'naut killstreak #2:[ | ]

▶️"What we see here is an obvious example of an alpha 'naut!"

▶️"Evolution has perfected this creature's deadliness!"

'naut killstreak #3:[ | ]

▶️"The top of his species!"

▶️"Others look to this 'naut for guidance and leadership!"

▶️"A remarkable specimen!"

Blue team killing spree:[ | ]

▶️"Their peculiar blue markings signals superior breeding."

▶️"The dominant creatures were known by unique blue markings."

Red team killing spree:[ | ]

▶️"Their peculiar red markings signals superior breeding."

▶️"The dominant creatures were known by unique red markings."

Team killing spree #2:[ | ]


▶️"Truly fascinating!"

Player kills 2 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:[ | ]

▶️"Another challenger appears and is swiftly dealt with!"

▶️"Twice this creature has managed to come out on top!"

▶️"A double treat!"

Player kills 3 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:[ | ]

▶️"This reckless killing was all done for a single purpose: mating."

▶️"There are working horses and there are fighting horses."

Enemy killing spree:[ | ]

▶️"However, their rivals proved too numerous and quickly overwhelmed them!"

'Naut killed by turret, creeps or droids:[ | ]

▶️"Sometimes, even evolution finds itself at a dead end!"

▶️"A hard rule of nature: Stupidity arises in old species."

▶️"What reason could this Awesomenaut have had for such idiocy?"

▶️"We should select this creature for a Darwing award!"

▶️"How humiliating."

Match over[ | ]

Match lost:[ | ]

▶️"Despite their desperate struggle, the Awesomenauts were dispersed by their rivals."

▶️"This black day saw perhaps the end of an evolutionary tract."

▶️"Could it be that failure lies in their genectic code? An astounding thought!"

Match won:[ | ]

▶️"The Awesomenauts manage to claim victory and live to struggle on."

▶️"This has been the Zork Industries Broadcasting Corporation reporting a victory!"

▶️"These little creatures celebrate as the rival camp lies in tatters!"

▶️"These little creatures celebrate as the rival camp lies in tatters!"

Shop[ | ]

Insufficent Solar:[ | ]

▶️"This highly evolved community depends on one thing: economy."

▶️"This Awesomenaut finds himself out of cash!"

▶️"The lure of new abilities is so great, but without coin: no dice!"

▶️"The golden rule of nature: Wherever there's economy, there is poverty."

Spawn/Respawn[ | ]

Waiting for the countdown.[ | ]

▶️"The Zork Industries Broadcasting Corporation asked me to create this documentary."

▶️"I will attempt to document the strange ways of the Awesomenauts."

▶️"Today we are investigating the unique culture that has evolved here."

▶️"Hidden away from prying eyes, we discover a lush ecosystem of violence!"

▶️"Let us try to unravel how this struggle might have formed over the millennia!"

Countdown to Drop Pod launch:[ | ]




▶️"And roll cameras!"

Droppod Launched[ | ]

▶️"And here we see the Awesomenaut in its natural habitat!"

▶️"It's the struggle for survival in all its splendor!"

▶️"Notice the strange way this creature crashes down to level ground!"

▶️"The Awesomenaut has wrapped itself in a protective shell!"

▶️"As it hurtles down, it tries to grab onto as many coins as it can!"

▶️"The camera unveils an enviroment full of animal life!"

Droids about to spawn:[ | ]

▶️"Within moments the ecosystem will explode with new life!"

▶️"You can hear the younglings digging their way up to the field!"

Droids first spawn in the match:[ | ]

▶️"New species burst into the environment."

▶️"Strange creatures appear, endlessly marching forward!"

Showcase[ | ]