Voiced by: Allan Zipson
This announcer can be purchased at the Steam Store.
Official Steam Store Description[ | ]
Zork Industries Broadcasting Corporation presents: Awesomenauts, the Documentary. Let this retired explorer take you on a journey the likes of which you have never seen. The Wildlife Announcer will turn every Awesomenauts match into a documentary in which the circle of life continues ever onwards.
The Wildlife Announcer can be activated from the character select menu or the in-game menu. Activating this Announcer will replace the default announcements made during regular gameplay with a whole new set.
Quotes[ | ]
Base and Turrets[ | ]
Attacks against an allied turret:[ | ]
▶️"Foraging aggressors come across the nest and attack!"
▶️"The nest they constructed quickly draws attention!"
Allied turret low on health:[ | ]
▶️"After all that construction work, their nest is almost razed to the ground!"
▶️"Not long now before the nest is utterly destroyed!"
Allied turret lost:[ | ]
▶️"Their nest is razed with brutal efficiency."
▶️"Regrettably, the nest crashes down. A ruin."
Enemy turret destroyed:[ | ]
▶️"Without so much as an effort, they waltz over the rival outpost!"
▶️"Their opponent's turret falls down with a crack!"
Allies around enemy Solar Drill area:[ | ]
▶️"The Awesomenauts push through into the rival camp to wreak havoc!"
Enemies around Solar Drill area:[ | ]
▶️"The enemy pack is spotted in the colony!"
▶️"Predators are encroaching upon the nest!"
Solar Drill being attacked:[ | ]
▶️"Their home becomes the target of a vicious push!"
▶️"Everything they so carefully constructed is put to the test!"
Solar Drill at 1/3 health and below:[ | ]
▶️"A very dire situation."
▶️"Extinction is imminent."
Connection[ | ]
Player connects:[ | ]
▶️"A new predator arrives to take the food from their mouths!"
▶️"A new contender arrives to claim dominance over the herd!"
Player disconnects:[ | ]
▶️"Suddenly, intelligence leaves and instict kicks in!"
▶️"Whatever steered this creature, it's gone now."
Kills and Deaths[ | ]
Player kill:[ | ]
▶️"A display of ferocity!"
▶️"A vicious strike!"
Player death:[ | ]
▶️"But there's always a bigger predator nearby."
▶️"Sometimes you eat, sometimes you are eaten."
▶️"This poor Awesomenaut clearly couldn't keep up."
First 'naut killed by another 'naut:[ | ]
▶️"Here we witness an extraordinary mating ritual"
▶️"The duel for supremacy has claimed its first victim!"
▶️"Fighting season has begun with chilling results!"
Teammate killed:[ | ]
▶️"Nature spares neither friend nor family."
Enemy death:[ | ]
▶️"The approach, the contact and finally, the meal!"
▶️"An enemy has been killed."
All 'nauts in the same team are dead at the same time:[ | ]
▶️"Natural selection in its purest form!"
▶️"The extinction of all of rivals!"
▶️"Taking care of all their opponents, the way forward was free."
'naut killstreak #1:[ | ]
▶️"Bred to be the perfect killing machine!"
▶️"Quality breeding produced this violent specimen!"
▶️"Killing is part of this Awesomenaut's life!"
▶️"The alpha predator lords over his domain!"
'naut killstreak #2:[ | ]
▶️"What we see here is an obvious example of an alpha 'naut!"
▶️"Evolution has perfected this creature's deadliness!"
'naut killstreak #3:[ | ]
▶️"The top of his species!"
▶️"Others look to this 'naut for guidance and leadership!"
▶️"A remarkable specimen!"
Blue team killing spree:[ | ]
▶️"Their peculiar blue markings signals superior breeding."
▶️"The dominant creatures were known by unique blue markings."
Red team killing spree:[ | ]
▶️"Their peculiar red markings signals superior breeding."
▶️"The dominant creatures were known by unique red markings."
Team killing spree #2:[ | ]
▶️"Fascinating!"
▶️"Truly fascinating!"
Player kills 2 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:[ | ]
▶️"Another challenger appears and is swiftly dealt with!"
▶️"Twice this creature has managed to come out on top!"
▶️"A double treat!"
Player kills 3 enemy 'nauts in a short amount of time:[ | ]
▶️"This reckless killing was all done for a single purpose: mating."
▶️"There are working horses and there are fighting horses."
Enemy killing spree:[ | ]
▶️"However, their rivals proved too numerous and quickly overwhelmed them!"
'Naut killed by turret, creeps or droids:[ | ]
▶️"Sometimes, even evolution finds itself at a dead end!"
▶️"A hard rule of nature: Stupidity arises in old species."
▶️"What reason could this Awesomenaut have had for such idiocy?"
▶️"We should select this creature for a Darwing award!"
▶️"How humiliating."
Match over[ | ]
Match lost:[ | ]
▶️"Despite their desperate struggle, the Awesomenauts were dispersed by their rivals."
▶️"This black day saw perhaps the end of an evolutionary tract."
▶️"Could it be that failure lies in their genectic code? An astounding thought!"
Match won:[ | ]
▶️"The Awesomenauts manage to claim victory and live to struggle on."
▶️"This has been the Zork Industries Broadcasting Corporation reporting a victory!"
▶️"These little creatures celebrate as the rival camp lies in tatters!"
▶️"These little creatures celebrate as the rival camp lies in tatters!"
Shop[ | ]
Insufficent Solar:[ | ]
▶️"This highly evolved community depends on one thing: economy."
▶️"This Awesomenaut finds himself out of cash!"
▶️"The lure of new abilities is so great, but without coin: no dice!"
▶️"The golden rule of nature: Wherever there's economy, there is poverty."
Spawn/Respawn[ | ]
Waiting for the countdown.[ | ]
▶️"The Zork Industries Broadcasting Corporation asked me to create this documentary."
▶️"I will attempt to document the strange ways of the Awesomenauts."
▶️"Today we are investigating the unique culture that has evolved here."
▶️"Hidden away from prying eyes, we discover a lush ecosystem of violence!"
▶️"Let us try to unravel how this struggle might have formed over the millennia!"
Countdown to Drop Pod launch:[ | ]
▶️"Five!"
▶️"Four!"
▶️"Three!"
▶️"And roll cameras!"
Droppod Launched[ | ]
▶️"And here we see the Awesomenaut in its natural habitat!"
▶️"It's the struggle for survival in all its splendor!"
▶️"Notice the strange way this creature crashes down to level ground!"
▶️"The Awesomenaut has wrapped itself in a protective shell!"
▶️"As it hurtles down, it tries to grab onto as many coins as it can!"
▶️"The camera unveils an enviroment full of animal life!"
Droids about to spawn:[ | ]
▶️"Within moments the ecosystem will explode with new life!"
▶️"You can hear the younglings digging their way up to the field!"
Droids first spawn in the match:[ | ]
▶️"New species burst into the environment."
▶️"Strange creatures appear, endlessly marching forward!"